Tuesday, September 30, 2008

all my people, right here right now

Mean Meanings

Damn my education, I can't find the words to say about the things caught in my mind....and i came across this highly Academical Whatever, and now i have become quite the ignorant intellectual.......
Now i am flaunting it, so here it goes



Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.

Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offense.

Selfish, adj: Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.

Circus, n: A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to show men, women and children acting the fool.

Learning, n: The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.

Immortality, n:
A toy which people cry for,
And on their knees apply for,
Dispute, contend and lie for,
And if allowed
Would be right proud
Eternally to die for.


Liberty, n: One of imaginations most precious possessions.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

The Union Jack Names The Planets



I really really don't understand jes what is wrong with me. I believe I am rather right than left when it comes to feelings, loathe and hate, love and adored....I wanna be adored! But I don't need to sell my soul, he's already in me...possibly maybe....coz I jes love what I am supposed to hate, but then I have been way different unlike oxygen breathers, surviving on delirium, stopping whispering and shouting out for identity against former and present colonists; gess m a little bit of a phoney and handicapped with a little hypocrisy coz I do love the UK,( it is a CLASH ) and I am so bored with the USA and also a little bohemian too..Okay now, Here it Goes Oh la! I Trip on Scooters and Score on BritPlacebos.......




There is nothing i Regret
As i Trainspot talking sick in my head
on an Inspiral Carpet
and throwing up my meal on Sundays.
While
all around the world
all their people right there right now
seem swell and fine.
So many people
at the country house drinking up the sunshine
in a symposium, happy on Mondays
like the summertime's in bloom
when it's a long cold play winter.
But it ain't enough to be sad,
(it's all in my mind) to pulp your lush to gloom.
It's jes a cover version gone bad.
A Bad Cover Version of Park Life is still a Blur!
Oh yeah!
Damn my education
i can't find
the words to say about the things caught in my mind.
I have a story to tell
of the day we caught the train.
I don`t have enough education to perform my speeches
but unlike a Troubadour
i can write as it really is,
A picture in words better be read
painted from my fantasies
colored in rainbows
(an Ocean Colour Scene)
like a boy drawn rather badly,
a boy with an Arab strap.
But where is Belle and Sebastian
and what's a Wonderwall anyway?
Is it a New Order
or jes a mull historical society
or
a Charlatan
going down to the lake?
but then
Don't Tell me
even though
The silence Is Killing me.
But i believe it's a
Ten Storey Love Song,
catatonic as it was built with
stone by stone roses.
coz
i got roses in the hospital
from the generation terrorists.





Friday, September 26, 2008

Anyone can play guitar






















The Telecaster, a dual-pickup, solid-body electric guitar made by Fender is a simple model but its effective design and revolutionary sound broke ground and set trends in electric guitar manufacturing and popular music. Originally launched as the Broadcaster in the autumn of 1950, it was the first guitar of its kind to be produced on a substantial scale and Its commercial production can be traced as far back as the spring of 1950, when the single- and dual-pickup Esquire models were first sold. From that time to the present, the Telecaster has been in continuous production in one form or another, making it the world's senior solid-body electric guitar.














































A short list of players:
Mike Campbell of the Heartbreakers - 1950 Broadcaster
Tom Petty of the Heartbreakers - handmade Tele copy
Danny Gatton - heavily-modded 1953, signature model
Roy Buchanan - 1953 Tele
Prince - Hohner Tele copy
James Burton - multiple Teles, including 1969 paisley model and sig model
Steve Cropper (Stax/Volt studio legend) - 1960 Tele, Peavey sig model
Brian May of Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Love solo
Freddy Mercury of Queen - played white Tele at Live Aid
Chrissy Hynde of the Pretenders - white rosewood board Tele
Jeff Buckley - rosewood board Tele
Cornell Dupree (studio legend) - Yamaha Tele copy
Leo Nocentell of The Meters - humbucker-loaded Thinline Tele
Jim Root of Slipknot/Stone Sour - sig Tele
Howard Roberts (jazz legend) - never went to a session without a Tele in hand
Tommy Tedesco (most recorded guitarist in history) - Tele for old-time rock-n'-roll dates
Robbie Robertson with Ronnie Hawkins and Bob Dylan - 1950 Broadcaster
Meredith Brooks - Custom Shop relic Tele
Steve Morse (Dixie Dregs) - heavily-modded Tele
Marty Stuart - countless Teles, including Clarence White's Franktele and a 1951 Esquire that once belonged to Mick Ronson.
Jonny Lang - Tele Thinline with P-90 in the middle position
Jimmy Bryant (Nashville studio legend) - white maple-board Tele
Mike Stern - parts-Tele, Yamaha sign model
Bill Kirchen (wildman country player) - mutt Tele
Ed Bickert (Oscar Peterson) - humbucker-loaded Tele
Paul Burlison - 1953 Esquire, 1956 Tele, 1952 Esquire
Stevie Ray Vaughan - borrowed Paul's '52 Esquire to record "The House is Rockin'"
Ray Flacke (country studio guy) - 1968 rosewood board Tele
The Hellecasters! - various Fenders and G&L's
Albert Lee - 1950's Tele, Ernie Ball/Music Man sig model
Brent Mason (studio guy) - 1968 Tele, Valley Arts sig model
Don Rich (Buck Owens) - 1950's sparkle Tele with rosewood board
Roy Nichols (Merle Haggard) - 1953 Tele
Merle Haggard - Custom Shop sig Tele
Luther Perkins (Johnny Cash) - various Teles
Muddy Waters - late-50's Tele with replacement neck.
Clarence White (The Byrds) - FrankenTele




some might say......well they did ask....

Which Indie\Garage rock band should I be in! ( not that i care, but here is what i got......


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You are apart of The Strokes! You are always drinking any kind of alcohol and swearing your ass off! Mentally, you aren't always there, but creatively, you are one of a kind! Definitely a fun person to be around. Oh, and did I mention you get drunk lots because everyone, except for Julian, has been taken over by Girlfriend Land? No? Well, it's true.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

In the Heat of Wheat













Were you ever so nice
back
in the Republic of Rice!
Now
It's far too late
to save you
somehow
in your adopted Big City of Hate!
Your fish drowns
in the torrent
of ferment!
You are an Octogenarian
going Pseudo Vegetarian.
But
you never did know
You have mutated into a Vegetable.
You don't show
You hide and say i aint stable.
But i don't change
while you rearrange
yourself to become some other self.
Can't you see
You don't have no Identity,
You are jes a Commodity!

whatever they say that's what i aint!

I jes took this quizzy thingy and well jes look at the results, jes take a look at my latest post right after this one :




Are You Indie, Alternative, Emo or Prep?

Indie




Alright, so we know that no one that is REALLY indie would ever SAY they're indie, but you are indie! You like things on the underground. You know all the bands coming off Matador, Subpop and Kill Rock Stars and will sport t-shirts highlighting obscure bands like Delta 5 and The Magnetic Fields. We recommend you listen to Pavement, Belle and Sebastian and Neutral Milk Hotel. Shop vintage. It's the only way to really find those pieces that no one else is wearing.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Devil's Haircut (Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

This one is for you all soulless souls, musically deprived,deaf-eared unlisteners.........




Here's PAVEMENT:




CUT YOUR HAIR


Darlin' don't you go and cut your hair

Do you think it's gonna make him change?
"I'm just a boy with a new haircut
And that's a pretty nice haircut
Charge in like a puzzle
Hitmen wearing muzzles
Hesitate you die
Look around, around
The second drummer drowned
His telephone is found
Music scene is crazy
Bands start up each and every day
I saw another one just the other day
A special new band
I remember lying
I don't remember a line
I don't remember a word
But I don't care, I care, I really don't care
Did you see the drummer's hair?
Advertising looks and chops a must
No big hair!Songs mean a lot when songs are bought
And so are you
Let's run down to the practice room
attention and fame
a career,
career, career, career
Korea Korea Korea!

And KAREN O:








No No No :

Well im fozen in
like a soldier
don't know where it stays all over the place
time froze
like an ocean
don't know the taste of a never ending ache


No No No
Why i hurry when im home
I hurry when im home
No No No
Why i hurry when im home
I go I'll go

Its really not bad not worse than you thought
He'll never come back hes the man you dropped
he'll never come back hes the man you loved

Its not that bad not worse than you thought
he'll never come back hes the man you dropped
he'll never come back hes the man you loved

I told her
I told her
I told her No No No

Friday, September 12, 2008

We are Scientists, They might be Giants

Over the years, i lost myself and i have been searching for me ever since, questioning, seeking ............now that i got all the answers, i have forgotten the Question????????
but then I m.......
............I am a scientist - I seek to understand me. All of my impurities and evils yet unknown!
I am a journalist - I write to you to show you, I am an incurable and nothing else behaves like me
And I know whats right, But I'm losing sight, ( my weight too)
Of the clues for which I search and choose, to abuse, to just unlock my mind
Yeah, and just unlock my mind!
I am a pharmacist, Prescriptions! I will fill you, Potions, pills and medicines to ease your painful lives.
I am a lost soul, I shoot myself with rock & roll
The hole I dig is bottomless But nothing else can set me free......
Everything is right! Everything works out right! Everything fades from sight
because thats alright with me..................

.....................I am a tree - I show my age when I don't cry!
I have the leaves that will fall off when wind blows by!
Don't strip off my bark - I have been stripped of it before!
Yesterday's gone and tomorrow has so much more in store!
You are a bird - you're taking off in every way!
Say the last word until there is nothing more to say!
Don't interrupt - you know the squirrels are my friends!
Get off my limb - for I will break before I bend!
I'm planning to see!
I"m planning to feel you all over me!
So climb up my trunk and build on your nest!
Come get the sap out of me!
I am a tree!Fruitless and free!
No symmetry!Touch me and see!
I am a tree - counting my rings will do no good!
I wont live long but I would be with you if I could!
When you take flight, remember me to one who lives there!
Since you have flown, there's something special in the air!

ButterFlyAway


Yesterday I went outside
With my mommas mason jar
Caught a lovely butterfly
When I woke up today
Looked in on my fairy pet
She had withered all away
No more sighing in her breast
Im sorry for what I did
I did what my body told me to
I didnt mean to do you harm
Everytime I pin down what I think I want it slips away
The ghost slips away
Smell you on my hand for days
I cant wash away your scent
If Im a dog then youre a bitch
I guess youre as real as me
Maybe I can live with that
Maybe I need fantasy
Life of chasing butterfly
Im sorry for what I did
I did what my body told me to
I didnt mean to do you harm
Everytime I pin down what I think I want it slips away
The ghost slips away
I told you I would return
When the robin makes his nest
But I aint never coming back
Im sorry
Im sorry
Im sorry........................

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Reel Real


Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?



So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person, but that's going to change, I'm going to change. This is the last of this sort of thing. I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you: the job, the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, to the day you die.

Monday, September 8, 2008

The Happy Grinch

Here i stand cast into stone

and for a while i smile

Somehow forgetting Now

when it's telling me that some thing's gone

but i couldn't care more or the less.

(never did knew)

What's in fashion, what's in style!

How do i dress, how do i become someone else!

Can you please tell me how?

I am asking you

(It ain't nothing new)

I am a statue

I can't move on, not on my own,

All alone, but i can hold on and stand

measuring the distances as tears they drop down

from my view into the sand

where you have put me on ,

A broken pedestal.

I am persevering to make a stance

with this brimful of arrogance and pride

yet there ain't anything i can ever hide.

So let it show, Let everyone know

I falter, it hurts and i do cry

now remembering somehow

what there's left is nothing at all.