Damn my education, I can't find the words to say about the things caught in my mind....and i came across this highly Academical Whatever, and now i have become quite the ignorant intellectual.......
Now i am flaunting it, so here it goes
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.
Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offense.
Selfish, adj: Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
Circus, n: A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to show men, women and children acting the fool.
Learning, n: The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
Immortality, n:
A toy which people cry for,
And on their knees apply for,
Dispute, contend and lie for,
And if allowed
Would be right proud
Eternally to die for.
Liberty, n: One of imaginations most precious possessions.
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